toenail collecting

toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.

My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting

by pissBrow's November 13, 2022

Toenail juice

When there is liquid behind the toenail and you shake it and it looks like a snow globe

Dude my toes look like a snow globe because of my toenail juice

by Poopy boys February 7, 2022

Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Toenail

A glove over another glove
What little kids try to put in their mouths

Toenail

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?

by legion20 April 5, 2021

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

Tony Toenail

When you have an infection under your toenail

My Tony Toenail is outta control.

by megadoodoo June 17, 2025