Tobogganism: The belief that the great god Tobogganai is on an uprise. The belief also interprets that after death, Zealots are carried to the afterlife in a Platinum Toboggan. Most followers and or Zealots wear elongated sock hats referred to as Tobögganes. The after realm is commonly referred to as Tobogga. Tobogganism was founded by Jamalla Jarvison McMafuckin'spanky (also referred to as Motha fucking McSpanky) in 1806. While ancient prophecies have condemned that all humans (even with other religious beliefs) are tobogganists. The earliest recognitions of Tobogganism do however refer to the Ancient Druids, while Saint McSpanky disagrees otherwise. Places of worship include but are not limited to: The universal Temple of Tobogganai, St. Chubbs Fellowship LLC, and many more. Currently, Tobagganism consists if a mere 2,376 followers. While most members believe in pure peace, other believe that a harmony is yet to come in a not so distant future. Are you a tobogganist?
Chubbs: are you a tobogganist? Or have you ever heard of Tobogganism?
Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?
Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!
Stranger: *quickly walks away*
Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?
Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!
Stranger: *quickly walks away*
by B. McSpanky January 5, 2014
Get the tobogganism mug.The act of sliding your penis between the two butt cheeks without penetrating the butt hole. Usually performed when a man is bored with titty fucking or sticking his penis in every other orifice of his long term significant other, but the S.O. refuses to do anal sex.
Guy: Baby just one time, let me get in that butt hole, just for a little bit.
Girl: For the 1000th time, absolutely not! My friend did it once and said it hurts too much.
Guy: At least let me go tushy tobogganing then.
Girl: Well ok, but no funny business!
Girl: For the 1000th time, absolutely not! My friend did it once and said it hurts too much.
Guy: At least let me go tushy tobogganing then.
Girl: Well ok, but no funny business!
by Noodleboy March 8, 2016
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A store or place of buisness where one rents a toboggan. They are common among alpine regions, because no one actually owns their own toboggan, which would just be plain weird (unless, of course, you are an Eskimo. Then you are excused)
Guy1: Hey, check out this toboggan I got from the Tobogganary
Guy2: I brought my own toboggan
Guy1: Man, that's just weird. Who owns their own toboggan?
Guy2: Well, I am an Eskimo
Guy1: True
Guy2: I brought my own toboggan
Guy1: Man, that's just weird. Who owns their own toboggan?
Guy2: Well, I am an Eskimo
Guy1: True
by Captain Anthony November 28, 2005
Get the Tobogganary mug.You're having sex at the top of the stairs and you push your partner and ride them down the stairs while continuing to have sex with them.
It's fun.
by StONY January 25, 2004
Get the Tobaggan mug.when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs
by Jay February 2, 2004
Get the Tobogan mug.person 1: "Wow, you think they could fit any more frat guys on that sled?"
person 2: "I guess January is tobroggan season"
person 2: "I guess January is tobroggan season"
by hidden pickle December 25, 2009
Get the tobroggan mug.The toboggon is a another ridiculous sex move usually used to hurt your girlfriend, breaking up with her, or just because you think its fun. When you are having sex with the girl doggy style, push her down the stairs while still riding her, and hold on for the ride.
"Yeah I rode the toboggon down my stairs last night. My black eye is what my girlfriend gave me for doing it."
by Themechanic0987 May 25, 2006
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