Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce
by p00 July 16, 2006
Get the tobasco shits mug.It means blessed. It's a name that's mentioned multiple times in the Quran. Mostly used for girls. So if your name is Tabarek, you are blessed🤙🏼.
by Theblessedgirl February 26, 2017
Get the tabarek mug.The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.
Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.
by He's a guy November 1, 2014
Get the Mustache-Tober mug.Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Example 1
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
by RupertBlaylock September 26, 2011
Get the Cockblock-tober mug.person 1: "Wow, you think they could fit any more frat guys on that sled?"
person 2: "I guess January is tobroggan season"
person 2: "I guess January is tobroggan season"
by hidden pickle December 25, 2009
Get the tobroggan mug.Soft profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak.
T'as un tabarnane de beau cabanon! (Your shed is darn nice!)
Il pleut en tabarnane. (It's raining a lot lol)
Il pleut en tabarnane. (It's raining a lot lol)
by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009
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