Chunky Weave

When a man styles a ladies hair by shooting a load of sticky white love piss all over her head and then attempting to plait or weave it.
Loving wife: "Oh Eric could you be a darling and give me a chunky weave"

Eric:"Yes wench. First allow me time to mix my batter then I will sort you the finest chunky weave possible"
by Dr Stranglewank December 01, 2020
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Face Weave

A fake beard that one wears on there face
Mr.Burns stop or i'll rip your FACE WEAVE off
by Aceton Morgan May 06, 2020
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weave wag

Action taken by women, usually black and wannabeez, when they are agitated. The head moves quickly from side to side thus wagging the weave. Can be accompanied by threatening hand motions or display of palm. Serious chimpout usually ensues. Phrases like "Oh no you di'int" or "You be trippin" are usually used in conjunction with the weave wag.
When Shaawnee'qua got mad she gave me the weave wag. It was a real chimpout, cuz I di'nt do nuffin.
by Uncle Milfy II June 22, 2013
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weave wagon

A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.
Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!
by drippydrizzle March 22, 2014
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yarn weave

Generally meaning a "African American" with very thick definite hair that looks like yarn your grandmother uses when knitting and such like that.
Person: 1 Hey man, did you see Farnaquisha's hair? That shit looks like a ball of old ass yarn, the "yarn weave"
Person: 2 Yea homie, honestly she needs to get that fixed and stop tapping yarn to her head saying "Weave on fleek".
by NoLoveForFatKids December 17, 2014
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Weave Snatcher

A bitch who don’t play with other bitches. She tends to take up weave out when fighting. Or she’s just to scared to say anything so she says she will snatch thy weave.
Shannah: “Did You See That Girl Talk shit?! She finna get snatched

Rebecca: “Omg Sister you’re such a weave snatcher!!”
by Thicccsister May 23, 2018
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Weave bubbles

It’s a knot you get in your weave.
by Nagsgsjka January 14, 2020
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