Tits

Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest

Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2019

TITS

THAT IS THE SHIT
a referance to something that is incredibly badass

speaker1: what do you think of my new bike
speaker2: TITS

by biddle75 May 24, 2008

Tits

1: Female breasts

2: A type of bird

1: Damn, those tits are huge!

2: I can’t wait to watch some great tits fly around today!

by RAGØHH666 December 27, 2018

on the tit

phrase used to describe a baby that still breastfeeds.

Jonah will probably be on the tit until he turns one year old.

by Cliff96 June 26, 2006

titted

The act of being hit in the face by a pair of large breasts

"shit man, my face is sore, got heavy titted at that gig last night"

by Willie. B. Hardigan September 27, 2008

tits

Tits is another meaning for heroin. As heard on the tv series "Oz" where the character Simon Adebisi screams "GIMMIE SOME TIIIIIITS!!!" Also used around the Chicagoland area by some people.

Getting titted out refers to doing heroin.

"Hey man lets go get some tits."

"I really wanna get titted out"

Guy 1: "Are you titted out?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah man I'm suckin on them tits man"

by halostuff February 13, 2012

Tits

Prison slang for drugs, whether they are prescription or designer. Made famous by the television show Oz.

"Yo O'Reilly, you got any tits?"

by Sas January 13, 2005