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Timeo is a great guy who anyone would be lucky to have as a friend. He is sweet and loving and so caring that everyone is his friends and no one can be mean to him. He loves Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer in general, penguin, the colour red and his best friends. If you have a Timeo, be sure to keep him, because he is very precious and stupid.
Guy 1: hey you know Timeo
Girl 1: Yeah! Doesn't everyone know him? He's soooo cool!
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timology

TIMOLOGY is any combination of phrases, statements or words for Psychology based on explanations in which Tim Rogers (a real licensed psychotherapist) has single handedly created or more likely overheard from somewhere in the ethos of life, but for whatever reason, the original orator lacked the wit required for long lasting legacy status.

These statements, phrases and words, words, words are Tim's personally enhanced versions of well established psychological explanations of what may or may not be going on for us all inside our noggins. As we all continue our fearful yet courageous pursuit of remembering our true Selves.

Thing is, with timology, each explanation gives particular emphasis to a play on words or turn of phrase, even a double or triple ontondra! This significantly differs from the more definitive diagnostic or empirically measured and therefore more "clinically valid use or definition.

IN OTHER WORDS, TIMOLOGY IS MEANT TO GENUINELY HELP OTHERS REMEMBER THAT THEY HAVE THEIR ANSWERS WITHIN THEM SELVES. THEY JUST NEED SOME HELP/SUPPORT/GUIDANCE REMEMBERING THEM SELVES FROM TIM(E) TO (TIM)E.
TIMOLOGY PHRASE: "THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE, THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE."

Using the exact same words, Tim is reminding you what you've already known to be true: Be yourSelf, that's how you stay yourSelf. - wait, I think that's another Timology!

"When we feel judged as adults, we're listening with childhood ears." - a Timology original quote
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by Identified Patience December 28, 2018
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timon and pumba

The perfect gay lovers. One of them is super into it (pumba) and loud about the relationship whist the other (the one with perfect posture obvi (timon)) publicly hates the other but secretly loves them.
"Look at that loud fat lard and that skinny guy rolling his eyes.... Total timon and pumba situation"
"You sure?"
"Oh yeah... Look at the skinny ones posture, flawless"
"Oh nards man, you right"
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Ahmed Timol Secondary

A place of mental torture that likes to steal.
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Timon

The best Cartoon charictor on the earth because he is a meerkat. he is sexy too ;)
I saw Timon in Disney and got exited
by Meerkat April 27, 2008
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timoci

1. A sexy male with a 9 inch penis who with out a doubt will become very rich when he is older.
2. A master fighter that can knock anyone out with a single blow.
I was i had Timoci penis.
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Timo Werner

A synonym for "miss".
“I Timo Werner you baby 😫”
Lauren just told me she Timo Wernered her period”
by .@m December 5, 2020
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