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toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"
by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009
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Commodore Tiberius

A title of honor bestowed upon a person who is at the highest level of awesome that can be achieved. They are arrogant, but can back up their words with action. They must be the best at everything they do.
That guy can't lose at anything! I'm gonna call him Commodore Tiberius!

That dude's a legend! he'll only be referred to as Commodore Tiberius.
by Commodore Tiberius February 8, 2010
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Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.
Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.
by rhob888 October 3, 2011
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ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.
guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(
by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014
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Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.
Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.
by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021
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temerity

(noun) Daring to tread where others fear to.
She had the temerity to challenge her superior
by JamesCT May 8, 2006
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TV Tropes Timesink

An area of the internet where time stops, coincidentally overlapping with the site TV Tropes.

Similar to a wikicoma.
Somebody mentioned this thing called "phlebotinum;" next thing I knew, I was digging myself out of the TV Tropes timesink six hours later.
by yodudebroheim January 6, 2010
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