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Timbit Tax

Buying a Timbit so you can stay in a Tim Horton's to warm up, during Canada's cold season. Done so out of courtesy, or forced to by the staff.
Person 1:
I'm so cold from walking. Let's stop in this Tim Horton's to warm up for a bit

Person 2:
Shit do we have 18 cents for the Timbit Tax?
by randomkyle December 22, 2008
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nipple timber

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.
Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?
by Erectnipples123 June 6, 2016
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tambourine man

1. n. a drug peddler
2. n. your friendly neighborhood drug dealer
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
by Jake and co July 23, 2005
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timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.
Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"
by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006
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Timberlane Regional High School

A secondary school in Rockingham County, NH with high potential of being the most rotten banana peel in the trash bin of education. Who knows whether we blame administration or the parents, but it has raised hundreds of scummiest adolescents in the past few decades. The majority are potheads, sex addicts, and ass kissers, just to name a few. Some crazy shit has gone down there. There's been a few bomb/shooting threats, a girl got knocked up (for the second time) by her boss, who-knows-how-many fights, a freshman made a hitlist, and countless others. There really are no rules, considering dozens of basic bitches parade around half-naked all year. The teachers are generally nice but are completely ignorant in terms of disrespect and harassment. And that's another thing. Cyberbullying always happens behind-the-scenes because the self-absorbed social media tryhards are too much of a pussy to insult someone to their face. Overall there has been no progression recently and you can expect nothing less of good ol' Timbo for the future.

Checkmate SAU 55.
If you want your child to have a decent upbringing, I would suggest avoiding Timberlane Regional High School at all costs.
by xx20 October 4, 2019
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Timbitting

The art and science of whipping timbits (donut holes) at people while driving by. Normally, the person in the passenger seat will be the one timbitting. It is also recommended to yell nonsensical bullshit at people as you toss the timbit, such as 'fettucini alfredo!'
Come on man, we're going timbitting!
I just got timbitted!
by Reggie44 August 6, 2007
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