Tim Yap

filipino acronym for Tang-Inang Mukha Yan, Ang Panget!(that's a fucking ugly face!)

Pare, tingnan mo ung babaeng un o, TIM YAP

Dude, look at that chick, shit she's TIM YAP!

by rpp13kapshaw September 22, 2006

Tim Minchin

Tomithy David Minchin: actor, musician and comedian. His Appearance is that of an Australian version of Clockwork Orange's Alex DeLarge.

Did you hear Tim Minchin singing about canvas bags in his concert last night?

by sir Domfsalot April 4, 2011

Tim Apple

What Donald Trump thinks is Tim Cook's real name, but little did he know that it's actually Tim Orange.

Donald Trump: "Thank you Tim Apple for your contributions to this country."

Tim Cook: "Fuck you, oompa loompa."

by sad_boy_2001 March 13, 2019

tim tam straw

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.

doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"

by edenlogic March 19, 2009

peeping tim

A Scottish or Irish follower of the Catholic faith who also enjoys partaking in voyeurism.

I was down that Strathclyde park earlier and saw loads of peeping toms, later when mass came out they were joined by a group of peeping tims too!

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007

Tim Static

Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.

"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"

by ArionIsGayNoDoubt August 22, 2011