TILF

"Timber I'd Like to Fuck." Used to refer to a sexually attractive, hardcore fan of the Portland Timbers Football Club, of either sex. Person of reference is generally a member of the Timbers Army. Can also be used in reference to any current or former Timbers player or member of the Timbers coaching staff.

Fan 1: Dude, that girl's got a BIG axe!
Fan 2: Oh, what a TILF!
Fan 1: I've got wood. TIMBERS! *** TIMBERS! ***

by [AOP] Chief December 9, 2010

tilf

Teacher I'd Like To Fuck.

An extremly hot teacher, everbody want's to have sex with

Henriette is a tilf, Steeff thinks so

by Shuki June 1, 2006

dirty tiffany

when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its gone and she is no where to be found

when i see the bitch that did the dirty tiffany im going to punch her big ass titty

by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 9, 2008

Get Tiffany

acrimonious online game/community at gettiffany.com. It has deliberately vague rules to encourage arguing among the players. Trash-talking and "hating" are incessant. Players organize themselves into clans to compete with and hate on other clans. Players covet rank, which is based more on amount of play than skill, so many players play excessively. Game is often called "GT" or "Tiff" for short.

Dad, please! Go away, I'm playing Get Tiffany with my friends!

by Anton Kreitzer January 1, 2005

Tiffany

Tiffany is that girl that is always very loyal and intellegent, whom usually doesn't trust many guys. Tiffany is a ray of Sunshine. They make the room lit up, and her laugh is contagious. She has many acquintances, but very few best friends. She is always opened minded and always has to be entertained or be having a good time. Most of time most Tiffany's stay single and flirt around. When they do love they give their full love and committment. Never let go of that Tiffany.

Tiffany is the girl you want to marry never let go of a Tiffany

by Johnny applybee February 3, 2010

Tila Tequila

A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.

Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.

by I love lamp. February 21, 2009

Breakfast at Tiffanys

Quite a hell of a movie starring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard, based on the book by Truman Capote

"Did you see Breakfast at Tiffanys? That dress Audrey Hepburn wore was soo hip!"

by audrey<3 January 27, 2008