tired cunt

Tired cunt-
Useless, slow, shit worker, general shit cunt.
Everyone gets sick of a tired cunt really quickly.

"Man drue is useless on the shovel"

"yeah I know he's a fucken tired cunt"

by Hater1313 August 13, 2015

Tired af

Tired as fuck

I was tired af yesterday but decided to go to work anyways.

by Booker-T January 12, 2011

Tire Swinging

Take a girl. Contort her into a tire, like if you roll down a hill in one. Measure holes under her rear and vagina. Cut the holes out. Tie a rope around the tire and have the female companion align herself with the holes, naked. Grab ahold of the rope holding the tire and prop your foot on the base of the tire. Penetrate the girl anally and vaginally. Have a third friend spin and push the tire. Once the girl squirts, have the friend spin the tire so the liquid flies everywhere.

Guy 1: Bro I was Tire Swinging with Becky all night.

by JsKellnar January 11, 2019

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 15, 2006

kicking the tires

Checking the viability of an unknown system by a quick test (derived from literally kicking the tires of an automobile).

(tyres, uk)

He tried kicking the tires of the new security software by infecting his laptop with a handful of common viruses.

by danja123 October 03, 2008

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2008

tire fire

A horrifying mess, either literally or figuratively foul-smelling, that seems to last forever.

For several years, Charlie Sheen's life was a tire fire, but he finally seems to have put the fire out.

by Maxxie G. May 08, 2019