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Slap the Sheik

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to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: How did it go last night?

Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to go home and Slap the Sheik!
by vicariousone April 21, 2011
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The Clap Slap

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When a woman has "The Clap" or formally known as chlamydia. She sticks her hand down her pants and gets some of the Chlamydia juice on her hand and rubs it across someones face. Hence "The Clap Slap"
Julia used The Clap Slap on Jason.
by Crookston June 18, 2007
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slap the raccoon

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Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.
"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007
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slap the turkey

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When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis
by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017
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slap the grass

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"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"
by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017
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To hit the toilet bowl with an enormous log of poo effectively slapping the basin of the toilet bowl.
Hey! did you slap the basin? It smells like shit in here and the toilet is brown.
by jimmy dragon slayer 112 September 8, 2017
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