quick nut

quick nut: the speedy release of sexual tension without the purpose of sexual gratification but release of tension itself

Man, I don't care if I fuck or jerk off, but I need a quick nut before the big proposal so I can concentrate on the presentation.

by TooSick4U December 21, 2009

Quick Pick

The act of picking your nose very fast before a known person walks around the corner. Often done in the workplace

Saul: (chair get up noise)

Josh: (quick pick)

Saul: Dude were you picking your nose?

Josh: Busted. I thought I had more time for a quick pick!

by Foxygrandpa13 July 20, 2012

Quick Release

A girl only good enough for a one-night stand.

Bryce: "Yo, that chick right there is super hot."

Toran: "Eh, don't bother, she's only a quick release."

by T&BRexKrispy March 10, 2011

Quick Blowy

When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.

Dude:did you hear! I got a quick blowy from Rebecca last night, damn that air gave me blue balls

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

quick pickle

Having quick sex with a person that you just met at a random place.

Hey girl. Wanna have a quick pickle?

by regikeegus March 19, 2016

Quick Punt

A football play favored by bald, child rapists. After a full hour of tailpad-less scrimmages and centre-ass-groping, a coach can call a quick punt play in practice. Sometimes on first down, to confuse the opponent, a quick punt is called. While other coaches may object, the real head coach can laugh and demand if they're questioning his judgement. (To be effective, you need all players out of the hyperbolic chamber and on the field)

Carlyle: Quick Punt! Quick Punt!
Peotto: Coach, are you sure that's the right call? It's first down?
Carlyle: Are you questioning me, Patrick?

by Lil' Sanj February 16, 2010

The Quick Swap

When you’re having sex and are in doggy style blindfold and switch out with your friend. After about 5 minutes he will take the blindfold off and you’ll be standing in the window letting your girlfriend have a crisis.

“What’s wrong with your girlfriend?”

“I did the quick swap on her”.

by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019