beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

by Gazster September 1, 2006

keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

Whole Keg

same as Beer Gut. made as a comment from a person with a beer gut to a person with a six pack abs, as a comparison saying that what they have is better.

why in the world would you want a six-pack, when you can have the whole keg?

by oorah-cheeto August 28, 2010

Keg Boss

keg Boss is when you do your girl from behind and she agrees to anal then you shove a beer can in her ass and yell out that's why they call me keg Boss

Keg Boss When your meat is larger than expected Keg Bos

by Big D keg January 11, 2019

Keg Slipping

The art of slipping on the condensate and melted ice from a keg.

"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"

"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"

by b0gal0 May 11, 2014

Keg Nectar

Beer. Sweet, delicious beer.

Stockton: "Ey, Wes! Down to drink this keg nectar until we pass out in pools of our own vomit and urine?"
Wes: "Yee-haw!"

by Roach UVa December 16, 2008