Skip to main content

the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"
by krissalamander February 20, 2025
mugGet the the hands make the clock mug.

bop on the clock

suck dick for a living. 'bop' like the head motion of sucking dick, "on the clock" referring to working and getting paid for it.
Chick #1: "Lissa hooks up with everyone. All she freaking does is blow guys all day"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"
by Harijuku Barbie December 30, 2013
mugGet the bop on the clock mug.

how much is the clock

Hey maxiboii, how much is the clock?

It's 20.90
by Birvan384 January 9, 2018
mugGet the how much is the clock mug.

Back side of the clock

The civilian equivalent of the military term "o dark thirties". Equates to the 11pm to 7am 3rd shift for businesses which run 24/7.also. Known as "graveyard shift".
I'll be working the back side of the clock for the next few weeks. I'll always be eating breakfast!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
mugGet the Back side of the clock mug.

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
mugGet the if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock mug.

clock the spook

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.
(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.
by Bennit Glass April 8, 2015
mugGet the clock the spook mug.

Clock the T

Seems to be used more in the gay community, more specifically in the gay black community.

T is short for "the truth," so clocking the T means

1) to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, without embellishments, without edits, and without apology.

2) to state your own personal opinion about any person, place, thing, or situation, again without embellishments, edits, or apology.

In layman's terms, Clocking the T is synonymous with "keeping it real." It can also be used for gossip.
Quaadir Howard from youtube (username Timaya) giving his opinion on Lady Gaga (paraphrased)-
"I don't too much care for her. People are giving her praises but I'm not impressed. Her videos and perfornances hardly make sense with her songs. She's vulgar and over the top just for the sake of getting attention and fame. That is my opinion and you don't have to like it. If she gave me what i needed, I would have given her kudos, but she didn't and I'm going to clock the T where the T needs to be clocked, mmkay sweetheart?"

Adam - "Watch this dance move!" *starts dancing horribly* "So how did you like my dancing, Keith?"
Keith - "You really don't need to be dancing. You look like a retarded flamingo trying to find a mate."
Adam - "that's not very nice"
Keith - "Well if you ask for my opinion, ms thing, I'm going to clock the T on that ass. how you doin."
by dennis88 October 14, 2010
mugGet the Clock the T mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email