Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
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christmas tree

when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.
Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?
by stoopidface21 December 09, 2007
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green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
by johnaaaa May 06, 2007
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green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
by johnaaaa May 06, 2007
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Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.
They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.
by Kevin February 10, 2007
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Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds
Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!
by War zone boi December 02, 2020
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Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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