Booger Blanket

Any type of cloth used as a substitute for a tissue.

I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.

by Urban Bird April 19, 2010

booger queen

An inept female impersonator, easily spotted by her ill fitting outfits, lack of fashion sense, abyssmal makeup, and inability to lip-synch.....similar to "booger drag", a Southern term, this is the "damnyankee" version LOL

OMG, that is one sad booger queen over there, look at her McMakeup and that ratsnest wig!

Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it

by binydeamon October 24, 2009

booger whoopin

To have sex with a very unattractive female

"Yo Jamal, u see that bitch I picked-up last night. She was fine...."
"Nah mayne i seen her and U was booger whoopin"

by nicktrel February 3, 2012

toot on the booger

Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.

A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.

by Qorn36 July 8, 2010

booger nuts

When your nut sack gets a slight tear while still producing semen resulting in cum boogers dangling from your nuts.

After he got stabbed in the sack, nick had booger nuts for weeks.

by PGVaginamort September 18, 2016

Knife Booger

A booger (dried nasal mucus) that gets hard and sharp enough to stab or cut the inside of your nostril. It can result in pain and sometimes a nosebleed.

"Dude your nose is bleeding, what's wrong with you?"

"The low humidity today gave me a really bad knife booger and it cut me when I was trying to pick it out."

by SR20DEN December 24, 2009

sock booger

The annoying lint balls that form in socks after they have been washed.

Dude, I've been walking around all day with a sock booger and it is driving me insane.

by Billy Fricken Badass December 9, 2007