Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Backsplash bidet

When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.

Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014

Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.

After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

by mispamc3 February 6, 2008

turkish bidet

Act of cleansing one's anus scooping water from the toilet with your hand - instead of "standing dirty".

Charlie performed a turkish bidet when he ran out of toilet paper in the bus station bathroom.

by Charlie Culella April 24, 2007

Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

by Shuffy July 7, 2010

Poorman’s bidet

When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole

I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.

by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018

Blue Bidet

When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.

Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.

by vgrid February 18, 2022