work the oracle

To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.

"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."

by TezzyHead March 17, 2014

work the shaft

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.

wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!

by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014

work the middle

the ability to move one's pelvis with ease and perfection; sexual ability; having the ability to move the hips with rhythmic perfection in a sensuous way.

He likes strippers because they can work the middle.

by wheat December 14, 2008

Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.

My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".

by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019

insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..

i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.

by jank. May 26, 2021

work the speedbag

licking the clitoris

"she was begging me to work the speedbag more, but I'd been down there for 20 minutes"

by Dolomite September 15, 2003

the 7 words u cant say on T.V.

shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,mother fucker,tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. is shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

by tizzle p October 20, 2008