times

The Los Angeles Times. Also known as an extreme leftist publication that will do ANYTHING to keep the Republicans (see "people that use logic") out of California.

Also decided to become a propoganda publication by delivering papers to people's houses who DID NOT have subscriptions on the day they ran the article on Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual harassment "allegations".

The Los Angeles Times is comprised of a bunch of hippies who need to start thinking about Right vs. Wrong, not to consult how they "feel" about something.

by jbltk October 11, 2003

On Time

On TimeA quality given to Hott, good looking, sexy, fuckable, all of the above...Women

That girl is On Time!

by Skinibal Lecter April 14, 2007

time

a code word for marijuana

we need to buy some time

by cakehoe August 6, 2008

time

Any action between a guy or a girl that involves flirting or sexual references.

Zach: I was talkin to ashley last night and she told me the color of her underwear and said she wanted me to finger her. Geoff: Thats time man, thats time.

by Z.Reich April 6, 2008

time

noune, the. A rather abstract idea, also called the fourth dimension. Unlike other shortages, a lack of time tends to be welcome for anyone who is not lacking it as the person who is short of time cannot find the time to annoy the people with enough time all the time. However, excess demand can be eliminated by taxing time, so it becomes more expensive and people must spend time wondering how much they want to spend on their time, which costs them time incl. the time tax.

I spend rather a lot of time on thinking about time, its definition and why the fourth dimension cannot be chocolate cheese cake!

by -=DoC=- April 29, 2007

time

A concept album by Electric Light Orchestra, released in 1981.

I met someone who looks a lot like you,
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM

by Zopwx2 September 18, 2005

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004