not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.

Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.

Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

A one from day one

Someone who’s been with you since the beginning and generally supports you. (Could be from the beginning of a certain period of time or situation.)

My Mom has been with me all my life. She is my A one from day one.

John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.

by LiteBrite169 December 22, 2021

One Hundred And One Percent

Spoken by Josh strife hayes after a 5 option poll somehow broke

This stream is One Hundred And One Percent Based

by Flamewindhoe June 11, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025