by Light Joker June 13, 2004
dixie d’amelio: “one neigh one neigh i was really really really really sad”
someone: “we should make a meme about that”
someone: “we should make a meme about that”
by sayam dahuja December 05, 2020
A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.
Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
by peepeeissmall April 08, 2021
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
by Krispy Bizkut April 25, 2018
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016