(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
by stouffer March 4, 2003
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Get the shit mystery mug.An outfit consisting of a long sweatshirt and short shorts that leaves the onlooker unsure if the subject is wearing pants. A favorite of young, basic white girls.
Me: - caught looking at a sorority girl -
Wife: My God, is she even wearing pants?
Me: She’s rocking the mystery look. Who knows?
Wife: My God, is she even wearing pants?
Me: She’s rocking the mystery look. Who knows?
by mikejackson3 November 9, 2019
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by Stanovich June 30, 2020
Get the Mystery poop mug.When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
by Noir May 11, 2018
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by UrbanAF May 4, 2018
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