Definitions by DatFag

double agent 

Thinking you need to fart, but when you do, you release a giant shit that rattles the earth

Mark did the double agent, and had a bad case of mudbutt.

double agent by DatFag February 28, 2014

shit mystery 

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

shit mystery by DatFag February 28, 2014