shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.
Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.
by DatFag February 23, 2014
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double agent

Thinking you need to fart, but when you do, you release a giant shit that rattles the earth
Mark did the double agent, and had a bad case of mudbutt.
by DatFag February 23, 2014
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