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Muppet

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.
We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
mugGet the Muppetmug.

Muppet

of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me
T.M. You Muppet.

Patience... Is All It Takes....

YEAHH RIGHT!
by nomodelagency December 28, 2005
mugGet the Muppetmug.

muppet

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.
"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."
by Doyle September 6, 2004
mugGet the muppetmug.

Crotch muppet

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.
Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.
by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019
mugGet the Crotch muppetmug.

Muppet Neck

when white boy be all at the disco
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
by ajrodz February 13, 2015
mugGet the Muppet Neckmug.

Gutter Muppet

A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.
This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.
by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017
mugGet the Gutter Muppetmug.

Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.
Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.
by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010
mugGet the Closet Muppetmug.

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