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Martian Tentacle

Sydney loves martian tentacle
by pootiluv45 January 22, 2019
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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The Martian

A very interesting novel that was adapted into a movie by Andy Wier.

It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
Mike: Have you seen the movie The Martian?
Joe: Yeah, I loved it!
by GrJz1e May 5, 2021
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Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian, or Martian Multiverse is one of the best bands to ever exist, creating it’s first son/g in 2011 and unfortunately retiring in 2012 but now, as of 2022, they’re back! The four main characters, Puff Puff, DeeJay, Axel and Benatar make up the band and bring us joy
by Futon_Stalker June 24, 2022
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Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.
She has Martian hair.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.
Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.
by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021
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