hairy yeti

It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."

by Super Hot Dave August 6, 2017

Hairy fasnarasaurus

Pussy so old and hairy, that only the geico cavemen remember when it was tight! Usually found south the

Wooly Mamaries.

Joan Rivers has a hairy fasnarasaurus, the only original part on her body.

by Manic Mike August 30, 2009

Hairy Oliver

After oral sex, the pubic hairs that linger in your braces.

God man, she got the Hairy Oliver last night. I haven't shaved in weeks.

by Slimebitch March 19, 2016

hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.

Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.

by Hair pie inspector January 1, 2019

Hairy Dan

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."

person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.

by Phil Cabinet July 19, 2017

Hairy Mott

a vagina with excessive pubic hair

shes got a right hairy Mott

by mr bosshart November 11, 2016

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016