idiot committee

A group, often coworkers, whose stupidity and ineptitude combine to make for a useless team where you end up doing all the work

The boss gave the new contract to my unit so I guess it’s me and the idiot committee

by Silver_Leaf June 26, 2022

Itty bitty willy committee

Just like the itty bitty titty committee, but for guys with small dicks

"Belle did you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"
"Omg really?? His dick is that small??"

by Rts2369 March 6, 2019

Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

Proof committee

absolutely fake news.

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake

by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019

Cardboard Committee

A group set up to listen to, learn from and act on the needs of the team to help make everyone's experience of coming to work more honest, fulfilling and fun. The Cardboard Committee aims to give people a space to make suggestions on how we can better our work culture and environment, and come up with ways to transform those ideas into practical and tangible habits that create change.

I'm going to take the time to answer the Cardboard Committee's survey thoughtfully because they value my opinion and I believe that they're going to help bring about positive change in the workplace.

by jubajoo August 16, 2018

Drippy Committee

A group of individuals with a rather a rather breathtaking sense of fashion and dress.

Me and da bois just dropped a bag on the new Acronym drop, certified Drippy Committee behaviour.

by Long_Schlong_Silver_69 May 2, 2022

Titty Committee

usually a group consisting of 3 girls; whom all share similar interests of hobbies.

person: hey aren't marie, ellie, and burgerworm all in a titty committee?
person 2: yeah

by pitchmaster September 25, 2022