Scruff Rugged

The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.

Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.

"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"

"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"

by Nitro Wonder March 22, 2010

Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.

by The Crisco Kid December 13, 2008

Rug Muncher

Offensive slang name for a lesbian

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason

by The Names Luna June 7, 2018

rug up

to put on lots of clothes in anticipation of going somewhere bloody freezing.

"I'm off to Scotland for a tour in October" "hrmm, you'd better rug up for that one"

by jimbob909 January 13, 2009

rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003

DRIBBLE RUG

THE RUG AROUND THE FRONT BASE OF YOUR TOILET

WHO TOOK THE DRIBBLE RUG I JUST PEE'ED ON THE FLOOR

by SCOTTY 21 February 7, 2010