thanos 

big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove

thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap

thanos by Screw head the bolt face March 11, 2019

Thanos 

The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.

Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.

Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?

Thanos by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019

thanos 

my mom

thanos is a hot raisin

thanos by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

Thanos 

A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.

Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"

Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."

Thanos by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

Thanos 

Hope he ain't find the flavor stone.

Person 1:Thanos,how many stones you got.
Thanos:FLAVOUR STONE
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanos by Gorilla_Boi_9194 May 24, 2019

Thanos 

Thanos, a large purple titan from Marvel. It has been said that Emma T-P is Thanos.

“Bruh Thanos finna slap The Hulk.”

Thanos by EmmaThanosGodFinnaYeet March 23, 2019

Thanos 

Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research

Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.

Thanos by OPS Slave January 19, 2009