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Thanos

A grape who was in fortnite so avengers was mad so fat ass boi thor was happy because he got his hammer and tryed to kill him so inon man brought back his son
Me :iron man died because of thanos
by My cat died May 14, 2019
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Thanos

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe
Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs
by The purple smurf May 6, 2020
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Thanos

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.
wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.
by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020
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Thanos

A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.
Thanos has a nice mitten.
by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019
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Thanos

An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019
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Thanos

Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.
Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”

“I am inevitable

And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.
by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020
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Thanos

A purple grape that snapped half of the universe out of extinction. He lost in endgame and got snapped out of extinction too. So he died and went to hell. He looked for a bunch of rocks to collect in a glove
by Ur mom is loki June 4, 2019
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