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"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
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