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tenties

A group of gay Imagine Dragons fans who have no lives and constantly spend their time talking to each other on an app called Cubie (now known as Pal +). This cult was created on July 1st 2013 by Lexi (@perfectcows) and Sam (@thirty_lives). The group has expanded to 30 people and continues to grow. The Tenties have an annual convention called "Tenties take NYC" which started in 2014. Members of the Tentie cult live all over the world, including USA, Germany, Austria, Italy, and Ireland.
Daniel Platzman: "She's a Tentie"
Dan Reynolds: "I love the Tenties. They are cool!"
by Cubie lite June 23, 2015
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Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011
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testibawls

A combination of the words testicles and balls. It means the same thing as both words only a funnier alternative to both words.
That asswipe got kicked in the testibawls.

You should kick that bitch ass nigga in da testibawls.
by AssBlaster December 27, 2007
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Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region
“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019
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Testicle Wrap

The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.
Gross! I just got a testicle wrap
by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009
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Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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testicleavage

The slight area of ascension between the testicles, as they hang loose. This is considered the "cleavage" of a pair of testicles.
Bella saw Povaliev's testicleavage when he got naked for her.
by TheRichandBeautifulTJF! March 30, 2010
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