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Teabaggin

1. Act of inserting your balls into a girls mouth for sucking.
2. Placing your balls on one's forehead, usually while they are asleep, and taking a picture or video of it for later shaming.
1. She was teabaggin me when I blew my juice
2. I teabagged him at that pary once
by Carney January 12, 2004
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teabaging

The act of placing ones testicles into the participants mouth.
Suck my balls please Gladys.
Of cause I'll teabag your nutsack Cyril. Cyril loves teabaging
by Ady hitler October 15, 2013
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tea-bagging

The act of dangling the male genitals into the mouth of another human being.
ex: Howard was obsessed with tea-bagging it!!
by Jamaulia May 9, 2006
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Teabaggistan

Mythical place where down is up, black is white, and reality never intrudes.

The president cut taxes again and we now have the lowest middle class tax rates in 40 years, but Teabaggistan is up in arms about the president raising taxes, confiscating our guns, and readying re-education camps to imprison us!
The president increased the Pentagon's budget again this year, but he's being attacked from Teabaggistan for cutting the Pentagon's budget.
by RustyCannon June 6, 2010
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Dildo Teabaggins

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
by Dicklechips April 8, 2010
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tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.
by Cooter May 25, 2005
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Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick
Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake
by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022
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