Tanko

A mako that applies ignore pain like a little bitch

Originating from the game Depth

“Fuck he’s going Tanko”

by SharkBryce January 20, 2021

Tarkov Addict

Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.

Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.

by SussyRustPlayer July 6, 2021

Anti-tasker

Someone who is against even the idea of tasks, chores, or work in general.

“We could ask John to help us move the sofa, but he is a fervent anti-tasker, so he probably won’t be willing.”

by Vancouverislander April 5, 2021

Being focused on the task at hand

A phrase that your teammates in class tell you when you are writing a Urban Dictionary definition insead of working on the group project

Classmate: You should get off your computer and get back to being focused on the task at hand.
Me: No

by homeworkisbad February 16, 2022

Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat

In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!

by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 8, 2009

Taeko Yasuhiro

Celestia Ludenburg's real name that she hid with her fake name because she wants to be gay and european

Celeste: My name is Celestia Ludenburg, not Taeko Yasuhiro.
Hifumi: hi taeko
Celeste: no

by daysgobyshouganai November 13, 2020

double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.

I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.

by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014