parlor talker

Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about, or acts like an authority on a subject matter, when in reality they know very little or nothing about the topic being discussed.

I can't believe how many parlor talkers continue to post here as if they were aviation experts.

by Mabbers November 5, 2006

Facebook Talker

Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.

example of a facebook talker

over facebook chat

Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"

**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"

by AlyssaNinja :D August 17, 2010

Gravy Talker

Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'

Stop trying to justify failing your exam you Gravy Talker!

by khal_matthew September 22, 2016

wrong talker

Someone who often uses words or terms such as "Valentime's Day", "libary", and "expecially", that are wrong -- and do not exist. These offenders also wrong talk words that should be easy to pronounce. For instance, "golf" is pronounced "goff". The "L" sound is somehow mind-numbingly ignored.

Person #1: "Man...what college did Kim go to"?
Person #2: "Why"?
Person #1: "Because that school must give out degrees like free coupons! She's such a wrong talker. She just told me she got her husband a season pass for the local GOFF course for VALENTIME'S Day

by Mr. Bill III February 8, 2017

Text Talker

An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.

Dear Laurie,

How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....

Luv U,

Kaitlyn

P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!

by FASH1976 February 5, 2010

shit talker

a lowlife who gossips behind other's backs, most likely ugly as fuck, and weak as hell. the funny shit about these pussies is that you can talk shit in their faces and they wont do shit.

I fucked that bitch up last week for being a little shit talker!!

by TKM213 February 20, 2011

slick talker

1: a very articulate speaker. 2: the leader of a conversation, that not only directs the topic but also concludes it in a controlled manner.

"hey, I like that guy Spencer, he's a real slick talker".

by suspender88 November 17, 2013