Take a spoonful

Short for . . . Take a spoonful of concrete & harden the fuck up.

Intended to imply that a male (or sometimes a female) lacks courage and needs to "grow a set" (of testicles)!

“its time to take a spoonful of concrete, so you can harden the fuck up!”

by emffas!s January 26, 2011

double take

giving something/someone a second glance, after initially taking notice the first time.

I did a double take when I walked past Britney in the hallway....sweetness!

by hipster April 2, 2004

Taking a Trump

To hold a nonsensical tirade; verbal defecation. Often contradictory and self-aggrandizing.

We were talking about yuppies and Dave got upset and started taking a Trump . He complained about how they are ruining the neighbourhood and then bragged about how much money he makes since moving here.

*First said by Stephen Colbert in reference to the Donald himself, talking abut Ben Carson's belt-buckle knife attack.

by bleakblock January 23, 2016

Take the L

Stands for "Take the loss". Frequently used to describe flunking a test, being dumped, being stood up, being beaten up or robbed, or losing one's money in the stock market, gambling, or through exploitative business schemes.

I really took the L on that history exam.

by cazort August 25, 2003

take a hike

hit the fucking road, get out of here, leave, be gone forever

i told that mother fucker to take a hike

by sloner July 28, 2007

Take a shower

Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.

Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass

by Realiststatements June 30, 2019

Take a right

Used commonly at a nascar race when you hope a driver wrecks.

Used in public meaning go fuck yourself.

Used towards people from Ohio to go back to Ohio.

Drunk Nascar fan: Go Ricky!!!
Sober Nascar fan: Ricky take a right!!!

Billy: Hey do you have a smoke and lighter I can Bum?
Bobby: Take a right!!!!

Ohio State fan in the South: Go Bucks!!
Southerner: Take a right!!!

by Weaverdrunk March 11, 2013