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Tanner

The hottest, most awesome, sexiest man alive. Every women ever wants to fuck him, and there isn't a man on earth that doesn't want to be him. The End.
Britnei: Man, I wish Tanner was here so I could fuck him.
Stacy: Yeah, me too.
by 6969696969696969 January 10, 2009
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Tiner Stick

An eight inch felatio with too much girth to fit in a toilet paper roll.
"If I were slingin' a chubby 8', the ladies would never stop talking about my tiner stick to all their friends."
by tayleebo March 23, 2003
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Tanner Ray

A really weird hairy man with a super greasy poo-stache. Not to be mistaken for a Dingus, but similar
Gary: hey, look at that crazy man standing at the bus stop.

Bill: Yeah I see him, he's such a Tanner Ray
by tyman the man of the moon April 11, 2011
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Tanner

A Hot boy, loves sports, nice, funny, everyone wants to be him, he is one of the nicest person ever, and will not break a girls heart. Very strong and usually has an adorable dog or other animal.
" I wish I was Tanner."
by Baller_02 November 1, 2016
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tanner

A very very sexy man. A great boyfriend or husband to any girl. Very kind and handsome and great in bed. Tanners usually have a huge dick that is super fun to suck. He will treat a girl right. Ladies if you have a Tanner in your life then keep him.
Tanners dick is huge dude. I wish i was him.
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Tannered

Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.
Jim: "Why is my back wet?" Jon: "Because Jake got tannered last night and pissed on you"
by SiggyTop January 10, 2014
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Tanner_star

Tanner_star is a lowlife idiot. This type of person enjoys taking shits on the beach as well as eating plain oatmeal for breakfast. His personal hobbies include eating tons of low-cal ice cream, believing he cannot get fat because it is low-cal. His parents think he goes to bed early but really he goes to sleep as the sun rises.
Ugh, he's such a Tanner_star. He just venmoed me $5 to play with him.
by bestrustkiller2020 April 13, 2020
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