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Twareem

noun.

A group of female Twitter followers normally comprising of:

1. Undersexed individuals.
2. Those with a higher smut vocubulary than a copy of Viz.
3. Those with a liking of cats, chocolate & gin (not necessarily in that order).
4. Undervalued public sector workers in need of escapism.
5. Bored Housewives,

that a sad male keyboard warrior (possibly overweight/ugly/ginger) engages with via public innuendo and DMs leading up to private messaging and dirty pic swapping.
@Blahblahblah has a huge Twareem. He'll go blind soon!
by Ubique Loquimur June 24, 2013
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twafflefuck

A combination of twatwaffle and twatfuck. The kind of person who revels in causing trouble for others with reckless abandon, leaving chaos and destruction in their wake. A douchebag of the lowest regard. Usually accompanied by a tank load of their own special brand of 'the dramaz', these folks are ones to avoid at all costs. Also known as a douchecanoe or asshat but those words don't quite pack the punch that this one does.
Kat loves to stir the pot and cause trouble. I think she actually feeds off the drama.. what a twafflefuck.
by Emmikins June 18, 2014
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Twafting

The test sniff at the belly button to see if you are going down any further.
Jim regretted not twafting before committing downtown.
by Badluckchuck June 5, 2015
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Tarfee

A term used to call a person a deformed baby. Most of the time it is a black baby.
Look at Kharl. He big tarfee
by BigUrbanBoi September 12, 2018
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Twafersay

To pose a question... "What?"
Twafersay?
by Uptheirons33 September 29, 2020
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Tworfing

When you are having interviews and she starts playing Sicko Mode by Travis Scott after you nut all over her ear.
I was having the best night with Audrey last night then she started Tworfing after
by Tanjiroop December 7, 2020
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Twari bare ne puddi

Alex: yo rashid I'm officially gay.
Rashid: you fuckin battyman. Twari bare ne puddi me vich lun basa.
by Uspolo March 3, 2021
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