Turtle 

They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!

Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)

Turtle by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013

turtle 

A bitch ho.

Shawn Morrish is a turtle.

turtle by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

Turtle 

The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".

Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!

Turtle by Tinababy January 11, 2009

Turtle 

A really cute guy; a hot person.

"Woha! Look at that turtle!!"

Turtle by Andrea and Chelsea August 25, 2005

turtle 

verb: slow

Am going too fast within the day, I'd better turtle myself down.

turtle by "Goyo" September 29, 2012

turtle 

a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers

turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend

turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend

turtle by not luis really March 23, 2017

Turtle 

A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.

A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.

Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.

It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.

Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.

Turtle by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017