by spumony September 29, 2009
Get the Tuff Pistol mug.A woman's vagina that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
"I was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once I got her panties off I immediately realized she had a tuff muff. It was horrible! It was all I could do just get out of there!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the tuff muff mug.Tuff Muff: Any female known to be aggressive, butch, or just plain jacked.
Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.
Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.
by PseudonymedPl0x February 22, 2011
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Get the Tuff Kidd mug.tuff puppy is a small nibba whomst thinks shes tough bc she can enter words into the urban dictionary when shes to scared to come at me like a tuff doggo
by thicc with multiple c's May 3, 2018
Get the tuff puppy mug.Any situation that is hostile or fucked up. Any comment that is harsh or mean! Can be related to anything bad!
by bskillzz February 16, 2006
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