tarp

"tarp" is the short form of "tarpaulin", which is a waterproofed canvas

"The tarp has sprung a leak"
Nirvana - Something In The Way

by gokukiller May 11, 2006

Tarpet

Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface

The carpet was so dirty there was a thick layer of sludge over it - more like 'tarpet' really.

by The Mels August 29, 2007

Tarpetbagger

People who look to take advantage of TARP funding the government will make available.

Oh, let's see, the same brokers, "risk" experts, and investment whizzes who got us into this mess to begin with. For example, Tarpetbaggers would include bond fund heads who offer to value illiquid products when they stand to profit from it.

by Ilona Ross January 13, 2009

Tsarist Russia

What Russia was before it became socialist. It was ruled by a supreme king, or a Tsar.

"I'm doing a project about Tsarist Russia"

"Russia used to not be communist?"

by Russian Nyan Cat October 6, 2016

TearPods

The outcome of tearing the wires off of your Apple earbuds to look like you are wearing AirPods.

Dude look, he has AirPods! Wait never mind, he's just wearing TearPods.

by Urgrandpapsdick February 15, 2019

tarpstrocity

The use of ugly tarps to cover large items.

The unknown object in the neighbor’s driveway is a tarpstrocity.

by BearSoup July 29, 2019

Tsarkoish

When you simp so hard for a girl you'd let her fuck you with a strap-on despite being straight but even that is impossible for you because you already made her so uncomfortable with your "smooth talking" that she would rather walk on burning hot charcoal to escape from you than to listen to you for 5 more minutes.

- "Bro, I think Angie is super into me"
- "No way dude, she thinks you are Tsarkoish"

by MaybeAFox December 23, 2021