The Pirate Treatment

When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.

This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.

by 3715dont September 12, 2016

Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place

Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later

by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021

rhino treatment

When you and a friend forcibly holds down another person, and then you proceed to smother and rub your bare ass roughly into their face.

"Yo dude, theres that kid that pissed me off the other day!!, lets run over there and give him the rhino treatment."

by skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

the ohio treatment

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic

"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"

by badgerbumsy June 19, 2020

Baby Treatment

Walk away from a relationship with out saying anything

I cut people off, no bye, no reason, no call or text...I give em' the baby treatment.

I left him standing there with his feelings hurt...I gave him the baby treatment

by Newyearseveone August 26, 2013

The Flintstones Treatment

When one sends another man to a girl's house for some birthday sex and a viewing of Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and when the guy gets there, the girl is sleeping and doesn't know why he's there.

Pat: Hey Alec, did you get together with Sydney last night for some birthday sex?
Alec: Nah man, I got the Flintstones Treatment...

by Themanof July 8, 2017

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010