Touch grass

When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”

Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass

by afijqlrJLF KJ March 3, 2021

Touch of the Lavender

Used to imply that a man may be a homosexual.

Badly dressed man describing very well dressed and groomed man:

"Oh that one has a touch of the lavender about him".

by aussieoy December 20, 2008

touch me

A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!

1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".

by Chrisssy T December 15, 2008

touch grass

used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more

ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass

by linalina January 2, 2021

Touch of the tar brush

Phrase used to indicate that a person's ancestry may include person(s)of different race.

There looks like there's been a touch of the tar brush in that family.

by Purpleperil October 18, 2008

touch butt

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.

You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!

by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016

Touch The Sky

To testify/to come up in one's spot looking extra fly. This is often done for the day you die.

Person 1: Let's touch the sky!!!

Person 2: I shall hop into a U-Haul van with my mother.

by Tubbyman October 28, 2010