Musical Torture

A type of torture where the victim is subjected to listening to several songs or musical instruments that are considered unpleasing to the human ear

That bitch pissed me off, so I am going to drive to her house, turn on my car stereo and inflict some musical torture!

Listening to Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up is considered musical torture.

by thecorncrap December 29, 2010

hurricane tortilla

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tor til a (a vine) (rip vine)

woah hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla

by Lay<3 April 20, 2018

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

Cock and ball torture

the act of torturing the cock and balls

what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that

by Drysauce123456789 February 27, 2019

tortuga time

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"

by CAC3 June 13, 2016

Tortola

The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.

Tolian #1: Wa u sayin mehson.
Tolian #2: Deh man I here coolin wa bout u.

Tortola is 2 sick

by Bvislander November 26, 2006

torterra

Only the best Pokémon ever. If you think that another one is better, you are wrong.

P1: Dude, is that a Torterra
P2:Yeah my dude
P1:Ive pretty much lost already, here's the gym badge

by thelambsauce February 9, 2017