Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 3, 2010

Taco toast

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)

Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!

by taco Tuesday April 24, 2015

toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014

Toaster Fluid

Electrified water from taking a toaster bath

Go drink Wolfie's toaster fluid

by Shenziwu November 24, 2018

New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

The Grand Toast

The grand master, a person of great worth and importance, often a leader.

Steve is the grand toast of this corperation

by G37_7h3_d00r May 5, 2004

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009