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Dewsbury Tracksuit

Worn by girls who go out in their pyjamas to Tesco, corner shop for fags etc. Usually Primark pyjamas. Can also include indoor-based booties.

Coined during the case of Shannon Matthews, when many unemployed locals of the Dewsbury estate were filmed outside in their pyjamas regularly.
To my horror whilst shopping in Waitrose, I saw one of those awful benefit types pushing a trolley around and wearing a Dewsbury Tracksuit.
by FCeebs21 November 6, 2010
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tiger tracks

1. Tracks left by tigers.
2. When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains. A polite way of identifying shit stains.
1. That must be a large tiger that left those tiger tracks in the sand.
2. Looks at those tiger tracks you left in your shorts after that roller coaster ride.

or
You must have laid some serious tiger tracks after that ski run.
by Trystsun December 17, 2011
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Kappa Tracksuit

Am I seriously seeing a Kappa Tracksuit again? You Torononians are so weird!
by Jay Aech October 23, 2019
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dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.
When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.
by Madman623 January 14, 2014
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tacksey

wow, that chick is so tacksey
by _bizzazz April 1, 2019
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Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.
Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.
by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010
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pussy tracks

Pussy tracks are stains on the linens or bedsheets created by the fluids that leak from a woman's vaginal cavity. If the woman is having her period, then reddish-brown pussy tracks can be expected. If she had sexual intercourse and was ejaculated into, then the pussy tracks will be a whitish color, as they are composed largely of semen. Some women will express urine in their sleep, and these pussy tracks will have a yellowish tinge. In theory, any combination is possible, depending largely on the woman's vaginal discharge. Additional possibilities include the remains of any vaginal suppository or cream that may have been used in the vagina.
1. I ate that bitch out for hours last night; when I woke up, she was in the shower, but pussy tracks were everywhere. Ewww....

2. My girlfriend changes her sheets often, because she has a raging infection from a previous sexual encounter and oozes nasty pussy tracks when she sleeps. I can't wait for the penicillin to start working, so that I don't have to wear a condom anymore!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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