girlfriend thief

An alpha male who manages to steal a girl away from their lover.

I heard that Brad just swiped Morgan from Kyle. He's such a girlfriend thief.

by Executive-X January 15, 2022

flavor thief

A flavor thief is an ingredient in a dish or beverage that overpowers the taste of every other ingredient. Some examples include bananas in a smoothie as well as tomatoes in a sandwich.

Sam: "I made a huge mistake getting tomatoes in my sub."
David: "Oh man, tomatoes are a huge flavor thief, I hope your mouth is ready."

by phrmashwrma February 6, 2023

The Book Thief

One of the most beautiful books in the entire world. If you want to burst into tears than this is a good book to read. Let yourself fall in love with the characters because you are going to end up falling in love anyway...

Rudy Steiner from 'The Book Thief' is the only person I love in the world

by thestormrunners June 1, 2015

TILF

1. Teacher I'd like to f*ck
2. Ezra Fitz

Can't blame Aria, Mr. Fitz is most definitely a TILF.

by fouzzball June 5, 2011

Ass-thief

noun. one who violently anal rapes another repetitively.

that guy in the prison showers is a total Ass-thief

by gavinator13 July 13, 2010

Friend Thief

When you introduce someone to one of your friends, and they steal them from you.

Stealing them from you is defined by the stolen friend spending less time with you than usual, and more time with the friend doing the stealing.

Ste hangs out with Bryony. Ste introduces Xanthe to Bryony. Bryony now hangs out with Ste less in favor of hanging out with Xanthe. Xanthe is therefore a "Friend Thief".

by Ste_t July 7, 2008

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004