crazy ass shredders

a person that plays guitar extremly fast extremly well.
they use many neo classical sound scales like difrent types of major and minor.
They also use many sweep picking techniques

Lorenzo and Dalton are both crazy ass shredders, but Dalton is better.

by superfuckingduperinfixbisnatch November 4, 2006

Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.

Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."

by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017

Shredder Wood

When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.

It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?

by kombat July 20, 2005

Shredder aka Buckster

a corn-yellow toothed individual with droopy titties that snorts while laughing like a hyena @ the workplace. By night, the shredder earns her name by shredding male genital while going down on them with her massive buck teeth.

1.)last night i was with shredder aka buckster and she skinned my cock so bad with those fucking buck teeth. Fuckin buckster
2.)->"hey man, why's your peen bleedin?"
"i was with the shredski last night man"
->"damn that's buckster yeahhh"

by junit May 15, 2008

Idaho Cheese Shredder

When you take a phallic shaped cheese grater and shove it up someone's ass.

Keep it up and I'll give you the real Idaho Cheese Shredder.

by Sex Doc 101 September 18, 2020

Shredder

A stupid purse and/or bag that looks like a cat, or has been destroyed by a cat

Can be found at H&M. Example: Shopping at H&M "do you like this bag?" "no it looks like a stupid cat-bag, like a shredder".

by JMAWCGY June 6, 2011

Shredders

someone who desperatly needs a brace but has oral hygene so bad they get rejected by the dentist. so their oral health deteriorates until they have 'Shredders' Yellow, misplaced, missing goofy teeth. they are immensly reselient yet badly decayed, they are useful and the build up of plaque has doubled up as a protective coating so they are virtually indestructable

Man: ew that bird opened that bottle with her teeth.
Woman: she must have shredders

by myonduesp99 February 4, 2009