mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.

"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

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Mystery Mix

When a woman is blind folded and a man of every ethnicity ejaculates into her. The ethnicity of the baby is unknown, resulting in a 'Mystery Mix'.

"I can't figure it out, is Deborah Japanese, Korean, Samoan, or...? She must be a mystery mix".

by UrbanAF May 4, 2018

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Lord of the Mysteries

A webnovel that consists of 8 volumes, written by the Chinese author, Cuttlefish That Loves Diving, and the main character is a young man named Klein Moretti.

“One of the best novels I read”

“Amazing world-building”

“Love the characters, especially Amon”

“Klein should be better to Arrodes…”

“Lord of the Mysteries is in my top ten”

by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022

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mystery gang

shaggy (the stoner), fred (the ladies man), the lesbians (the smart and the femme one) Scooby (the chill dog), scrappydoo (the annoying dog)

one friend: y’all we are for sure the mystery gang bruh
Friend: ahh bro you’re shaggy cause ya a stoner
Other friend: ahhh y’all daphne and Velma cause ya gay
Friend:ahhh y’all annoying af y’all a scrappy doo
other friend: ahhh y’all chill, ya a Scooby
Friend: you a ladies mannnn you fred AF

by livthedragon July 2, 2018

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