thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005

Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010

thats a whole new level of what the fuck

basically what it says, thats a whole new level of what the fuck. its so crazy, its a whole new level

Dude: Bro, did you know what happened at that party?!
Other dude: Yeah, that sick shit man. thats a whole new level of what the fuck!!

by fuckingnewlevel October 5, 2009

That's what she wants

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.

In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

If that's what it takes

do what you gotta do to make your life happen
say whatever you gotta to say to yourself

Example:

tell yourself
"She is ugly as hell"
if that's what it takes to move on

move on.

by butterflyclosure May 18, 2013

Thas What It Do Frank

when something gets achieved, finished or completed.
when you feel or like you did something good

or you can just say thas what it do frank because THAS WHAT IT DO FRANK

originator: FRANK LOPEZ VS NOOBS
when thas what it do like thas what it muthafuckin do frank

random nigger: thas what it do maine?

You: thas what it do frank

by geeked up 666 March 2, 2023