sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

Sweaty Pool Boy

alcoholic shot.
1/3 rumplemintz
1/3 jim beam
1/3 vanilla vodka

You: Man I am going to get you a sweaty pool boy.
Them: Oh ok, what's in it?
You: just think of what a sweaty pool boy would taste like.

by Kaph March 26, 2010

Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

by Pap-paw pee pants June 10, 2011

Sweaty Man Titty

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

by manboobzzz September 24, 2011

Sweaty Wiggins

A gross, filthy mess of a human being. Especially relevant in medtech worlds.

"Dude, did you see that guy?"

"Yeah, he was gross. A total Sweaty Wiggins."

by Rockstar107 August 16, 2016

Sweaty Wiggins

An idiom for sweaty male genitals.

Dude, it's hot as balls out here. It's giving me a major sweaty Wiggins.

by blksphr August 17, 2016